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Thursday, January 22, 2004

Once Apon A Time in Mexico


To quote someone "Lets watch this one first. Cabin Fever seems like it might be a bit cartoonish..."
BWHAHAH!!!

Please! This movie was a Speedy Gonzales cartoon on cocaine. With quotes like "..are you a mexi-can't or a mexi-can." the cheese was flowing like the freaking Niagara. Its was very funny, if only to see Johnny Depp's t-shirts. My favorite was "I'm with Stupid". Classic.

posted by Lepus  # 8:14 AM

Saturday, January 17, 2004

Freddy v. Jason


The finest film of 2003. A masterpiece of modern horror, blending all the things that made 80's horror movies so fabulous with the witty banter of Freddy and Jason. Witty banter and Jason in the same sentence, you ask?? As he tilts his head, you can almost see the silent zingers streaming out of his moldy hockey mask. Freddy is comic genius as usual. The deaths are original and very bloody, but I did have one problem with the film. This complaint can be compared to many of the movies of the past 2 years. Does anyone in Hollywood have a natural looking breast anymore? The women are all very skinny, then add these tumorous looking implants. Its freakish. They all really looked like Frankenboobies. Just terrible. Someone should really say something to these actresses.

4 out of 4 stars
posted by Lepus  # 3:28 AM

Big Fish


I hated it. I have no real reason for hating it, but I did. The stories were unoriginal and hokie. The ending was WAY to sappy and suckered the entire audience into tears. I've never been so angry at a mediocre movie for making me cry. Tim Burton wanted to to a touchy-feely-pretty little movie and thats fine, but keep me far away from it.

0 out of 4 stars
posted by Lepus  # 3:22 AM

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