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Tuesday, September 26, 2006

The Libertine



I'm sure the Libertine was great but since period pieces think that to really add to the whole wig-wearing, foppy-clothes, non-ass-wiping, plague infested charm of the movie that they have to whisper, I wouldn't really know what the fuck happened. All I do know is that John Malkovich and Johnny Depp are such bad ass actors that they don't even HAVE to TRY for an English accent. Just kind of dance around it and draw attention to your wigs, boys. No one will notice.

At times, even though I was unaware of the plot, I wanted to reach through the screen and grab the ole Earl of Rotten-crotch and scream, "STOP FUCKING!". Of course, his mistress (who squirted out a DNA replica for him) showed no sign of the disease. Neither did his hot wife. I can understand this leap. I don't really want to see Samantha Morton without a nose and pissing herself. At least not in this situation.

2 and 1/2 out of 4 stars


posted by Lepus  # 7:54 AM

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